Tuesday, August 26, 2008

F**k you very much, Bill

What a way to kick off a blog - or, more accurately, what spurred me to create it:

Those of you who have been paying attention know that Bill Clinton, ex-President and elder statesman, is also a narcissistic piece of s**t. Yes.

It's all about Bill. It always HAS been about Bill. It always WILL be about Bill. Except when it's about Hillary, in which case it shouldn't be all about Bill, but it is STILL all about Bill.

CNN has tried for the duration of this race to carry Hillary across each and every finish line she faced, and then continued to grant her legitimacy FAR beyond her elimination from said race, but I do owe their obsessive Clinton-watching for this gem.

What's a rich old white guy with a cool Secret Service detail and more booty than he can shake his stick at to do when he doesn't 'think that candidate can deliver on anything at all'?

YOU SHUT THE F**K UP AND GET IN LINE IS WHAT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight, Bill. No, wait - I've gotten ahead of myself. You're like cancer. You never go away.

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